Friday, April 11, 2008

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Question: My husband wants to experience a threesome with me and my sister.

Answer: Your husband is clearly in love with you. Feels it has enough going for you so the very best that follows: your sister. Far from being angry about this, join the family situation. Why not also join your cousins? If you are still angry, let it go it alone with your family, Buy a nice and expensive gifts, cook a meal and do not scold for this behavior.

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Q: My husband always wants oral sex makes it to the end.

A: Do it. Sperm is not only delicious, but contains only 10 calories per tablespoon. It is nutritious and helps keep your figure, aside from giving your skin smooth. Coincidentally, the man knows all this, their requests for oral sex make it to the end are selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for the man. This shows he loves you. The best thing you can do to thank your husband buy a nice, expensive present, and prepare some delicious food.

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Q: My husband spends his nights with his buddies.

A: This behavior is perfectly natural and should be respected. The man is a born hunter, and needs to prove his strength and agility with other men. Aside from being pleasurable, a night out with friends is stressful, then return to you is a relief for your partner. Remember how emotional and happy is your man when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do is buy a nice expensive present, cook a delicious meal and do not scold them for this behavior.

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Q: My husband has no idea where my clitoris.

A: Your clitoris is none of your man. If you need to play to do in your spare time. To help the family budget you should record this on video and sell at the bazaar on Sunday. To take away the blame off, buy a nice expensive present and cook him a delicious meal.

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Q: My husband is not interested in the foreplay to sex.

A: The foreplay is painful for the man. This means say do not love your man as much as you should, and does too much effort to get "the humor." Abandon all wishes in this area, and contentalo by buying a nice expensive present and cook a meal.

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Q: My husband has never caused me an orgasm.

A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is created by man-hating feminist activists resentful and dangerous for the family unit. Not to mention it again and show him your love by buying a nice, very expensive gift and cook a delicious meal.

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Q: As if I'm ready for sex?

A: Ask your boyfriend. He will know when the time is right. When it comes to sex, men are much more responsible, they are not confused emotionally as women. This is a fact ..

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Q: I have sex on the first date?

A: YES! If you can sooner the better.

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Q: What should I do exactly when you have sex?

A: Again, Leave it to your boyfriend. The important thing here is to remember that you do what you ask without asking a single question. Sometimes it may seem strange and perverse as that is asking you to do. Do it anyway!

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Q: What is the average time for intercourse?

R: No time average, but more than two minutes and is good. Less than that, possibly due to these pressing your man. When you have completed the sex act, he will have a natural desire to leave suddenly, and go play football with his friends. Or maybe some other activity, like going with friends to a bar for the purpose of consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol and sharing personal thoughts with his buddies. Do not feel that makes you a hand, better get to wash and iron your clothes, clean the mess you leave, or maybe the best thing is you go out to buy a very expensive gift. The return when ready.

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Q: What does a "after?"

A: After the man has finished making love, the need to recharge batteries. "After" is simply a substantial list of activities you must do after making love. This includes light up, make him a sandwich or spaghetti, bring a few beers, or leaving sleep while you go out to buy a cute and very expensive gift.

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P: The penis size matter?

A: Yes. Although many women say it's much better quality, scientific studies show otherwise. The average size erect member is 5 cm. Any longer than that is extremely rare to find, and if for some reason your lover's penis is 10 centimeters or more, you should kneel down and thank the stars and God and do everything possible to please your man. For example clean house, cook a meal, wash and iron his clothes and go to the mall to buy a cute and very expensive gift!

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