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the vdd not that I have planned but fate keriendo Kerer put this song on my player and say it applies to girls in CANCUN more wow in a nutshell my amiguis, well, aki I leave the lyrics of the song hope you like it like me and if not ... because no single mode laugh a little while

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"Unforgettable"

BEST YOU WANT IS THAT YOU CAN GO WRONG

AND WORST THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IS BACK .. !

BEST OF YOUR LIFE WAS ME YOU CAN NOT DENY

AND WORST OF MY LIFE NOW ME YOU ARE JUST LEARN

STEP BEST YOU KNOW IT WAS YOUR AGE

FORGET MY LOVE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO MOURN ..

STEP BEST YOU KNOW IT WAS YOUR AGE

NOT FORGET WHO I WAS, THAT I CAN SWEAR

* ASI UNFORGETTABLE LOVE ME SAY MY EX

LUCKY AND Sinque offend you

HAVE Carina IF YOU ARE THE BEST ..!

UNFORGETTABLE ASI ME NO FLOWERS SAY AND

And although it hurts APPROPRIATE

'M LIVING IN MANY HEARTS ..

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PA AND THIS IS NOT FORGET YOU **

PEDACITITO

STEP BEST YOU KNOW IT WAS YOUR AGE

FORGET MY LOVE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO MOURN ..

STEP BEST YOU KNOW IT WAS YOUR AGE

NOT FORGET WHO WAS THAT I CAN SWEAR

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UNFORGETTABLE ME SAY SO MY EX LOVES

LUCKY WITHOUT
that offends you, loving

BEST IF YOU ..!

UNFORGETTABLE ASI ME AND NOT SAY FLOWER

APPROPRIATE And although it hurts

AM

housing many hearts ..

* ASI UNFORGETTABLE LOVE ME SAY MY EX

LUCKY AND
Sinque offend you, loving

BEST IF YOU ..!

UNFORGETTABLE ASI ME NO FLOWERS SAY AND

And although it hurts APPROPRIATE

'M LIVING IN MANY HEARTS ..

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NETA ME AND YOU CAEii ...

unforgettable baby

DEDICATION TAKES NO EXTRA ehhh

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appoint an unforgettable little paid professions without lowering self-esteem accounting terms

1 .- Internal Movement Coordinating Officer (Porter)

2 .- Night Movement Coordinating Officer ( Vigilante)

3 .- HR Distributor VIP (Taxi Driver)

4 .- Human Resources Internal Vendor (elevator)

5 .- Logistics Specialist Fossil Fuel (Gas Station Firefighter)

6 .- Engineering Services Assistant Civil (Mason)

7 .- Junior Assistant Civil Engineering Services (Whisk mixture of cement)

8 .- Documents Logistics Specialist (Messenger)

9 .- Advanced Specialist Document Logistics (Office Boy)

10 .- General Affairs Consultant and Non-Specific (Magician, Warlock, card reader)

11 .- Directed Technical Marketing (Dealer flyers in the corners)

12 .- Food Logistics Specialist (Innkeeper)

13 .- Coupling Classifier and plant products (Green-grocer)

14 .- Logistics Provider at High Concentration (Seller of goodies at the stadium)

15 .- Alternative Products Distributor High Rotation (Peddler)

16 .- Health Technician of Public Roads (Street Sweeper)

Quote 17 .- Managing Human Relations in Pre-structured (Celestino, cover, pimp)

18 .- Solid Waste Collector (Urban Toilet Worker)

19 .- Technical Wobbling refrigeration (refrigerator)

20 .- Reduced Space Agronomist (Gardener).

Depression More Condition_treatment

- The friend: Active available.

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- The mistress: Account bridge.

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- The dead: Deferred assets.

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- The brothers: contingency liabilities.

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- The sisters: Capital reserves.

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- The parting of the bride and groom: Year-end.

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- Wife: Fixed liabilities.

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- The husband Stock Exchange.

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- Children: Statement of losses.

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- Daughters: Statement of Earnings.

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- Illegitimate children: Accounts order.

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- The Bride: Investment.

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- The Promised surplus livestock.

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Men and

... They differ in

- Dogs are company and put your feet without problems.

- not often bring guests home.

- Do not wait: they're always at home when one arrives.

- The later you get home, the better you get.

- do not care that horseplay with other dogs.

- No need to have own office, or require absolute silence.

- Beware care of their own cubs.

- Anyone can get a smart dog.

- No matter what they presume to have them properly secured.

- No wonder that tie is going well with the suit.

- Do not know how to play cards and smoke cigars after dinner.

- Your mother never comes to visit unexpectedly.

- they let you drive without question and do not mumble when you park.

- Do not leave your belly over the years.

- never go to football

- have their own blanket and do not pull yours.

- Never criticize your mother's dishes.

- Dogs are not interested in the remote control.

- Is it legal to have them tied up at home or take them out to the balcony.

- are not interested to know that you had relations with previous dogs.

- they always pee properly and at the same site.

- I love going out, and never put out buts to spend a weekend.

- do not like beer or coffee.

- do not mind eating canned.

- Do not criticize your cleavage.

- They can put a microchip in the ear in case you steal

- do not care that people know who's boss

.- The spread of your moods.

-wag his tail with-ti-nua-mind.

and look at ...

- None pea means a policy or economics.

- are unable to cook even if you're dying.

- insists that you take them on vacation.

- should be heal and pamper them if you make a scratch.

- As you're not careful, you leave the house made a mess.

- We must leave them with someone if you go on the road.

- It is best to vaccinate them all to prevent.

- No one can square the home accounting.

buddies lol hahaha sorry but h was the day of post feminist jajaj but do not forget that muxoooooooo kiero

and you girls prefer?

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guide dogs to get rid of the boys drooling. That

Him: I can invite you a drink?

She: Actually prefer it better give me money.

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He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours She

I am plastic surgeon. I've also been looking for a face like yours.

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Him: Hey, do not go out together once? Or maybe two? She

: Supposed to be one. Never make the same mistake twice.

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He: How did to be so beautiful?

She: I'll probably play the part that I corresponded with you.

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Him: Would you date me on Saturday?

She: Sorry, but I'll hurt your head over the weekend.

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He: Your face makes people look at you again.

She: And yours makes my stomach again.

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Him: Come on, do not be shy. Tell me something.

She: Ok, here goes: get out!

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He: I'm sure could make you very happy.

She: What? Have you go?

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him: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

She: Nothing. I can not talk and laugh at the same time.

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Him: Can you give me your name?

Ella: Why? Do not have your one?

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Him: Are we going to see a movie?

She: I saw her.

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He: Where have you been all my life?

She: Hiding from you.

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Him: I have not seen elsewhere?

She: Yes So I'm not going there.

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Him Is this seat free?

She: Yes, and if you feel it too.

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He: So is that you do?

She: I'm a transvestite.

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He: Hey beautiful, what sign are you?

She: In denial.

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He: Your body is a temple.

She: Sorry, but today there is no mass.

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Him: If I saw you naked I'd die happy.

She: If I saw you naked probably die laughing.

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He: Where have you been all my life?

She: Where will the rest of your life: in your dreams . Jajajaja

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Intitle I Catcher Console

be called "man" Marketing Lessons

So are men

- Men who are good people, are ugly.

- The handsome men are not good people.

- The handsome men and good people are gay.

- The handsome men, good people, and heterosexuals are married.

- Men are not so handsome but good people, no money.

- Men are not so handsome but good people and money, we believe that only after his money.

- The handsome men without money are after our money.

- The handsome men, not so good people and reasonably straight, do not believe that we are sufficiently beautiful.

- Men who think they are beautiful, they are reasonably good people and have money, are cowards.

- Men who are reasonably handsome, reasonably good people and have some money, they are shy and never take the initiative!

- Men who never take the initiative, automatically lose interest when we take the initiative.

And now, Who understands men?

- If you are gentle with them 're a cheesy.

- If no: a callous .

- If you do not fix it: you're a sloppy

.- If you do: is to flirt with another.

- If you do not work: are a simple housewife. "

- If you do (and earn more than them): angry.

- If they always pay: is an abuse.

- If you do it: feel less.

- If they ascend post number is for their abilities

- If you do it: is that you linked to the head.

- If they see others: is their nature.

- If you see another, are unfaithful.

- If you go with a guy without money: 're a calibrated .

- If you go to a millionaire: 're a concerned .

- If at 30 they are not married: are bachelors.

- Are you at 30 you're not married: already was your train.

- If you're in a bad mood: 're a neurotic .

- If they are: poor things! not understand.

- If you're ugly: do not peel

- If you are beautiful and intelligent you are afraid .

- If you put the horns and continue with them: stupid can not be .

- If they do, and kick: how little endurance you have.

- If they go with a younger, bravo, bravo, bravo!

- If you do: is that you need to make "the please.

- If you are intolerant: You see, had a bad day .

- If you are intolerable: is that you are "in your day."

- If not take care, not mimas, they do not have their comidita, no clean clothes or the house spotless: 're a useless .

- and comply with all the other leave you!

"Bottom line:" And yet they say that women are complicated? "

Mucus Stools More Condition_symptoms

1) are in a party and see a very attractive girl. You approach her and say: "I am good in bed." This is direct marketing.


2) are in a party with a group of friends and see a very attractive girl. One of your friends approaches her and says, "That guy over there is very good in bed." That's advertising.


3) are at a party and see a very attractive girl. You ask your cell phone number. The next day you call and say, "I am good in bed." That's telemarketing.


4) are at a party and see a very attractive girl. Recognize it. You approach it, you refresh your memory and say, "Do you remember how good I am in bed?". That's Customer Relationship Management.


5) are in a party and see a very attractive girl. You get up, you fix your clothes, you get close to her and serve a drink. We open the door when you leave, you pick up the bag when he drops. We offer a cigar and say: "I am good in bed." That's public relations.


6) are at a party and see a very attractive girl. She approaches you and says: "I heard you're very good in bed." That's branding, the power of the brand.


hahaha this is for those who plane do not give a Corona with Lucy or jajaja aki

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Question: My husband wants to experience a threesome with me and my sister.

Answer: Your husband is clearly in love with you. Feels it has enough going for you so the very best that follows: your sister. Far from being angry about this, join the family situation. Why not also join your cousins? If you are still angry, let it go it alone with your family, Buy a nice and expensive gifts, cook a meal and do not scold for this behavior.

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Q: My husband always wants oral sex makes it to the end.

A: Do it. Sperm is not only delicious, but contains only 10 calories per tablespoon. It is nutritious and helps keep your figure, aside from giving your skin smooth. Coincidentally, the man knows all this, their requests for oral sex make it to the end are selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for the man. This shows he loves you. The best thing you can do to thank your husband buy a nice, expensive present, and prepare some delicious food.

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Q: My husband spends his nights with his buddies.

A: This behavior is perfectly natural and should be respected. The man is a born hunter, and needs to prove his strength and agility with other men. Aside from being pleasurable, a night out with friends is stressful, then return to you is a relief for your partner. Remember how emotional and happy is your man when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do is buy a nice expensive present, cook a delicious meal and do not scold them for this behavior.

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Q: My husband has no idea where my clitoris.

A: Your clitoris is none of your man. If you need to play to do in your spare time. To help the family budget you should record this on video and sell at the bazaar on Sunday. To take away the blame off, buy a nice expensive present and cook him a delicious meal.

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Q: My husband is not interested in the foreplay to sex.

A: The foreplay is painful for the man. This means say do not love your man as much as you should, and does too much effort to get "the humor." Abandon all wishes in this area, and contentalo by buying a nice expensive present and cook a meal.

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Q: My husband has never caused me an orgasm.

A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is created by man-hating feminist activists resentful and dangerous for the family unit. Not to mention it again and show him your love by buying a nice, very expensive gift and cook a delicious meal.

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Q: As if I'm ready for sex?

A: Ask your boyfriend. He will know when the time is right. When it comes to sex, men are much more responsible, they are not confused emotionally as women. This is a fact ..

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Q: I have sex on the first date?

A: YES! If you can sooner the better.

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Q: What should I do exactly when you have sex?

A: Again, Leave it to your boyfriend. The important thing here is to remember that you do what you ask without asking a single question. Sometimes it may seem strange and perverse as that is asking you to do. Do it anyway!

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Q: What is the average time for intercourse?

R: No time average, but more than two minutes and is good. Less than that, possibly due to these pressing your man. When you have completed the sex act, he will have a natural desire to leave suddenly, and go play football with his friends. Or maybe some other activity, like going with friends to a bar for the purpose of consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol and sharing personal thoughts with his buddies. Do not feel that makes you a hand, better get to wash and iron your clothes, clean the mess you leave, or maybe the best thing is you go out to buy a very expensive gift. The return when ready.

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Q: What does a "after?"

A: After the man has finished making love, the need to recharge batteries. "After" is simply a substantial list of activities you must do after making love. This includes light up, make him a sandwich or spaghetti, bring a few beers, or leaving sleep while you go out to buy a cute and very expensive gift.

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P: The penis size matter?

A: Yes. Although many women say it's much better quality, scientific studies show otherwise. The average size erect member is 5 cm. Any longer than that is extremely rare to find, and if for some reason your lover's penis is 10 centimeters or more, you should kneel down and thank the stars and God and do everything possible to please your man. For example clean house, cook a meal, wash and iron his clothes and go to the mall to buy a cute and very expensive gift!

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