Him: I can invite you a drink?
She: Actually prefer it better give me money.
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He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours She
I am plastic surgeon. I've also been looking for a face like yours.
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Him: Hey, do not go out together once? Or maybe two? She
: Supposed to be one. Never make the same mistake twice.
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He: How did to be so beautiful?
She: I'll probably play the part that I corresponded with you.
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Him: Would you date me on Saturday?
She: Sorry, but I'll hurt your head over the weekend.
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He: Your face makes people look at you again.
She: And yours makes my stomach again.
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Him: Come on, do not be shy. Tell me something.
She: Ok, here goes: get out!
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He: I'm sure could make you very happy.
She: What? Have you go?
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him: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can not talk and laugh at the same time.
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Him: Can you give me your name?
Ella: Why? Do not have your one?
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Him: Are we going to see a movie?
She: I saw her.
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He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
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Him: I have not seen elsewhere?
She: Yes So I'm not going there.
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Him Is this seat free?
She: Yes, and if you feel it too.
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He: So is that you do?
She: I'm a transvestite.
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He: Hey beautiful, what sign are you?
She: In denial.
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He: Your body is a temple.
She: Sorry, but today there is no mass.
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Him: If I saw you naked I'd die happy.
She: If I saw you naked probably die laughing.
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He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Where will the rest of your life: in your dreams . Jajajaja
chekenlas my girls lol well sometimes if needed jajajajaja
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