few days ago was one of the 289 000 181 enrolled for university selection test, di 3 damn exams forced me to learn rather than something for the contents of secondary education. As I said I was not alone, but we were all in the same, preparing all year to meet one to one one of the five proposed alternatives that Demre''Don'', however, during these months you can be account the different types of applicants''as'' each was prepared differently for these blessed - sorry ... damn - exams.
Ghost is said the young man who falls in one of many senior high schools last year, gun easily schedule and is biased to give a good test, but for reasons of fate sees him only once a month classes (hopefully) or - as a good student - appears only the last two weeks before the test.
Macabeu
requires no further explanation. Describes a person who takes the Preu in the house of his girlfriend (o).
The chimney is said that person is not missing never to Preu, you always see at some banking timely conversation with his cigar in hand and once it touches the bell is kept there as if nothing is said of Him whom you can trust that you will make do with weather'' ''or who will be there to talk when you were just looking for the language guide.
The elective
Describes a person who chooses very closely to their teachers Preu, and therefore only going to classes where they do not understand something or where you fall asleep.
The dreamer
Describes a person who delivers a melodious soundtrack to each class with each series of yawns that sings and even more than ever accompanying with one another snoring.
Elephant (°)
Describes a person who will sound the guts in the silence of history class.
(°) is not my case by case ...
grantee who is said to not pay the Preu, one can differentiate three types:
1. Scholar: who wins the scholarship by their own efforts, good person, you always can solve a question that almost certainly will draw national.
2. The apitutado , who for some special reason, outside of their knowledge, successful in preparing free. All well with this person which is not "a fireplace or ghost. "
3. The slit side: said of those who are placed in more than a chance to Preu your friend (s).
The unsuspecting
is said that he never prepared, which never excelled in their area and that lighting of the Virgin of Carmen, of all the saints and the teachings of porlaputa.com hopes to get about 700 points.
The autovalente
Describes a person who with his own effort, and willpower is prepared at home with books borrowed or photocopied PSU, which makes available online facsimiles, which most do not study in a large college or can not attend a pre-university burns tabs as they say and get your goal.
The relajao
Describes a person who knows that it took a year if not doing so''good''.
Graduates
is said of those who already took the year and Preu make a real school where he can be what is called all day pulling the size and one of many workshops where they meet with those who are still at school.
The
applied Describes a person who goes to most classes, sit in the front ranks, pay attention to the teacher and record each recommendation of his teacher''.'' Almost certainly be overcome and get in the U.S. you want.
The''touch and go''
Describes a person who only takes the guidance of Preu, turns around and leaves.
The
Describes inseparable friends who are in all the classes together and whispering''''as anyone.
The gravediggers who is said to kill half the family as an excuse Preu.
interceptors is said of those who before entering your home checked his mailbox in search of the damn letter Preu so to avoid unintended consequences. The
Describes
stubborn person who discussed each response as a guide (especially language) and according to its convoluted reasoning was always right and he pulled the csm to Demre.
The fool or the hueon (*)
that person is said that less than a week after the PSU does not have a clue, even as alternative marking the answer sheet.
(*) This category in particular is inspired by a mine that I met a few days before the PSU on a review of language, the point is that I had no clue who read texts and understand the opposite and more defended almost kicking up their responses. Not to talk bad - never do that - but to sit next to her to share the guide was wrong with their nervous movements and their reasoning just wanted out of there, finally shake a bit to escape!
And what kind were you?, Completely characterizes one or a mix of several? happens or someone else? COMMENT now!
(=) This is a joke, a match with my reality is purely coincidental.
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